Babies. I know they're super gross. But it's important to remember that babies can be cool. As long as they don't belong to you. Or any of your friends. And as long as they don't puke or shit all over you. I've met a lot of babies in the last week. They are spewing out of their eggs faster than I can keep track. Some are cute. Some are weaklings. Some are tiny little blobs of slimy feathers. Let me introduce you to two of them.
|This baby just rolls with whatever. One million mile an hour winds? Sand pelting your face and sticking to your eyeball? Who gives a shit? Not this baby. He actually looks like he's having fun.|