Trading Rivers For Mormon French Fries

Not one of my better days.  I missed our connecting flight from SLC to North Carolina, which detoured us to Minneapolis for the night.  I'm in Minnesota!  Weird.  Now there are ridiculous thunderstorms happening outside the hotel window and I don't know when I'll ever be allowed to leave.  


Just to be clear, I left this:

D&K, Candyrock.

For this:

"Fry Sauce", SLC airport.  I think it's mostly mayo, like with some catsup and stuff.  Weird.