Plectrum Is A Moronic Word

I need to use bigger words when I blog.  It is required of me that I utilize a more diverse vocabulary whilst disseminating my musings upon the Information Superhighway.  Sounds like horseshit to me.  The Pelagic Extravaganza today was a massive failure.  The Best things I saw were these:

South-polar Skua.  This monster bird gave a good ten minute show, and was by far the best bird of the day.

Red Phalaropes do not look like this.  Because these are Red-necked Phalaropes, which any birder worth his weight in whiskey would know.  Even from a great distance, from a moving ship.

Even though the birds were few and far between, good times and good company were enjoyed by all.  Everything's fine, nothing is effed here dude.